Oregon Bigfoot Symposium?? Bwwwwahahahahahahahahah!

My poor old POS car was running short on gas today, and as we coasted into the gas station on fumes, at the pump next to me was a SUV with www.oregonsasquatchsymposium.com allll over the side of it. They have a symposium? Really? Is it for the 5 kooky Bigfoot hunters who took some bad acid once upon a time, or is it for the Sasquatch themselves? As I was having fun giggling to myself, picturing a Harry and the Hendersons-esque Bigfoot Conference, I think the guy driving the SUV thought I was checking him out. Um. No. No, I'm sorry I'm not into Sasquatch believers. Now if it had said Chupacabra Unlimited, or The Loch Ness Monster Consortium, well then maybe.

So to all 8 of you that are going to the Sasquatch Symposium, I really wouldn't advertise the fact that you are going, or that you believe in Bigfoot so fervently that you go to actual meetings about it. Really, people who go to Star Trek conventions are way cooler than you. WAY cooler. And no I've never been to a Star Trek convention thankyouverymuch.

Slow week, a classic inspiration for my blod

I have my second set of midterms and finals looming upon me right now, so life is kind of hectic. And who the hell has 2 sets of midterms, the last one being 2 weeks before finals?! Some sadistic bastard thought that one up. So here is a short video of Portland at it's finest. We were downtown, I don't even remember why now, but heard drums, and walked over a few blocks and found this. Perhaps this is THE Portland Freak Parade? I personally like the yuppies walking their dogs dancing along with it, it just screams Portland. So without further ado....
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Qg2B7YZ_fA

Screw the train, there's plenty of freaks to be had by car!

So I've decided to revamp my blog, forget freaks on the train, as I've given up on taking the damn train. Too scary and way too long. But I keep seeing blog worthy freaks on my every day non train adventures. My husband keeps going, "There's one worthy of a blog post!" And there was one this weekend, that made me get off my ass and get going here again.

So you, Mr. Rainbow Serape, with a white plush bunny rabbit head hat on, you, you alone inspired me to come back here, and keep making fun of the Portland Freak Show! Yes, he had on a rainbow serape. Yes, he had on a white plush bunny head on as a hat. It looked freshly decapitated from someone's stuffed bunny...and, I haven't given you the coup de gras yet. Brace yourself, because THIS is what got me back here. The decapitated bunny head was wearing a tiny sombrero!! Yes folks, a bunny sombrero. Only in Portland.

This conversation was also had..
"Is that a man wearing a dress?"
"Hmmm...yes, I believe it is"
"Ah"
Because what else can you really say. It was kind of like Gallagher in a house dress. Nothing fancy, just an everyday dress, for some errand running around the city. Too bad we didn't catch him on an evening gown night.

We sadly missed the Zombie flash mob, but did see a Zombie Removal Van, and were kind of wondering at the time. We did get to see Adam Carolla's (my secret hero, god that man can bitch!) show, which is why we ventured into the freak zone. We did get to eat some good Greek food, and best of all, we got to see some rare and vintage freaks!

Keep tuned for more! I'm back in business baby!

I will abstain on telling you about the naked bum in the sleeping bag, talking to himself, and possibly jacking off...