So I've decided to revamp my blog, forget freaks on the train, as I've given up on taking the damn train. Too scary and way too long. But I keep seeing blog worthy freaks on my every day non train adventures. My husband keeps going, "There's one worthy of a blog post!" And there was one this weekend, that made me get off my ass and get going here again.
So you, Mr. Rainbow Serape, with a white plush bunny rabbit head hat on, you, you alone inspired me to come back here, and keep making fun of the Portland Freak Show! Yes, he had on a rainbow serape. Yes, he had on a white plush bunny head on as a hat. It looked freshly decapitated from someone's stuffed bunny...and, I haven't given you the coup de gras yet. Brace yourself, because THIS is what got me back here. The decapitated bunny head was wearing a tiny sombrero!! Yes folks, a bunny sombrero. Only in Portland.
This conversation was also had..
"Is that a man wearing a dress?"
"Hmmm...yes, I believe it is"
"Ah"
Because what else can you really say. It was kind of like Gallagher in a house dress. Nothing fancy, just an everyday dress, for some errand running around the city. Too bad we didn't catch him on an evening gown night.
We sadly missed the Zombie flash mob, but did see a Zombie Removal Van, and were kind of wondering at the time. We did get to see Adam Carolla's (my secret hero, god that man can bitch!) show, which is why we ventured into the freak zone. We did get to eat some good Greek food, and best of all, we got to see some rare and vintage freaks!
Keep tuned for more! I'm back in business baby!
I will abstain on telling you about the naked bum in the sleeping bag, talking to himself, and possibly jacking off...
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